👍🖕Vault Boy Brass Ranger Eye Patch Set

"It's said war, war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk."
- Ulysses (Fallout New Vegas)

Become the coolest Vault Hunter on the block with this AWESOME limited edition 1.1”x1.1” set of two brass Ranger eye patches! One shows happy little Vault Boy with his thumb up because, c'mon who doesn't love raiding vaults? And one features him with his middle finger up for those times when the Super Mutants crash your looting party.

These bad boys scream "I'm a sarcastic and totally badass wasteland warrior" and will make any Vault Hunter jealous. Perfect for when you're trashing ferals in your power armor or hunting for sweet loot.

How about it, smoothskin? Grab this shinier-than-a-Deathclaw's-claw collectors item before I run off with them all and leave your one eye sadder than a baby mole rat whose Ma got taken by Talon Company mercs. Act fast, Vaulties!

Comes with a Sick looking custom Vault Bully Slap!